Monday, December 24, 2012

Review: Fez

Fez is a Metroidvania platformer for the Xbox 360’s Xbox Live Arcade. It was developed by Phil Fish, with help from the developing company he may or may not still work for, Polytron.


Our hero, Gomez, exploring one of the many jaw-dropping worlds of Fez.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Review: Mass Effect 3


Mass Effect 3 is an RPG/cover-based third-person shooter for the Xbox 360, PC, PlayStation 3, and Wii U. It was developed by BioWare.

Commander Shepard, escaping the Reaper's invasion of Earth.

Friday, November 30, 2012

A quick announcement/reminder

Since I've finally made it to games made in 2012 the blog is going back to posting a review once every two weeks. So no review this Monday, it will be posted next Monday.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Review: Asura's Wrath


Asura’s Wrath is a series of cutscenes and quick time events masquerading as an action game for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. It was developed by CyberConnect2.

The main character, Asura, in one of his calmer moments.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Review: Saints Row: The Third


Saints Row: The Third is a third-person shooter sandbox game for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC. It was developed by Volition Inc.
The Boss, speeding through downtown Steelport in a stolen police car.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Review: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception


Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception is a third-person shooter and adventure game for the PlayStation 3. It was developed by Naughty Dog Inc.
Nathan Drake, enjoying one of the game's many set pieces.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Review: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword


The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is an action-adventure game for the Nintendo Wii. It was developed by Nintendo and Monolith Soft.

Link and his creepy fish lips standing in Skyloft before he gets his uniform. That's Zelda behind him.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Review: Kirby Mass Attack


Kirby Mass Attack is a platform game for the Nintendo DS. It was developed by HAL Laboratory.
A bunch of Kirbys about to pull the string on  an octopus monster.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Review: The Third Birthday


The Third Birthday is a third-person cover based shooter for the PlayStation Portable. It was developed by HexaDrive. It is a sequel to the PlayStation game Parasite Eve II, which came out in 1999.

Aya Brea and a solider fighting off the Twisted.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Review: Bastion


Bastion is an action-adventure game for Xbox Live Arcade, PC, and Mac. It was developed by Supergiant Games.
The Kid fighting a small group of Squirts.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Review: LittleBigPlanet 2


LittleBigPlanet 2 is a level creator game with a focus on 2D platforming for the PlayStation 3. It was developed by Media Molecule.

A Sackboy playing around in a user-created dinosaur level.

An announcement about the next couple of weeks

I've decided that for the next couple of weeks I will be posting reviews once a week instead of once every two weeks to burn through all my reviews for 2011. If I did not I would be reviewing 2011 games well into 2013, and that just seems pointless.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Review: Infamous 2


Infamous 2 is an action sandbox game for the PlayStation 3. It was developed by Sucker Punch.
Cole MacGrath, running around the streets of New Marais.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Review: Stacking


Stacking is an adventure game for Xbox Live Arcade, PlayStation Network, and PC. It was developed by Double Fine Productions.
Our hero, Charlie Blackmore.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Review: Sonic Generations


Sonic Generations is a platformer for the Xbox 360, PC, and PlayStation 3. It was developed by Sonic Team.


Old memories with a brand new look.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Review: Shadows of the Damned


Shadows of the Damned is a third-person, over the shoulder shooter for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. It was developed by Grasshopper Manufacture.

Hope you like ugly yellow European architecture covered in gratuitous  shadows, because you will be seeing that a lot.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Review: Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective


Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective is a puzzle game for the Nintendo DS and iOS. It was developed by Capcom.


The ghost detective, Sissel, musing on his current situation while two policemen and a doctor look over his body.


Monday, July 23, 2012

Review: Assassin's Creed: Revelations


Assassin’s Creed: Revelations is a stealth sandbox game for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and the PC. It was developed by Ubisoft.


Ezio Auditore climbing a large tower.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Review: Killzone 3


Killzone 3 is a first-person shooter for the PlayStation 3. It was developed by Guerilla Games.



Monday, June 25, 2012

Review: Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax

Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax is a puzzle game, parodying role-playing games, for Xbox Live Arcade. It is an updated version of Half Minute Hero for the PlayStation Portable.


Your hero, on his way to the castle to fight the evil lord. Note the giant timer at the top telling you you have less than thirty seconds.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

If anyone is out there

If there is anyone out there who actually reads this blog, I would appreciate some sort of sign that you exist. A comment or something. Just so I know that the stat thing on Blogspot isn't recording mistakes of a search engine, or someone finding this blog and turning away, because apparently this place gets at least one or two views a day, but no one ever says anything.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Review: Journey


Journey is a hard to define game for the PlayStation 3. It was developed by thatgamecompany.

A traveller at the start of their journey to the mountain.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Review: Gears of War 3


Gears of War 3 is a third-person shooter for the Xbox 360. It was developed by Epic Games.

Marcus Fenix shooting a mutated Lambent Locust.


Monday, May 14, 2012

Review: Deus Ex: Human Revolution


Deus Ex: Human Revolution is a first-person Western RPG/shooter/stealth game for the Xbox 360, PC, PlayStation 3, and Mac. It was developed by Eidos Montreal.

Adam Jensen, figuring out how to get past a guard. His options include: sneaking past him, stabbing him, knocking him out, and shooting him.


Monday, May 7, 2012

Review: LA Noire


LA Noire is a sandbox adventure game focused on mystery solving, with a few third-person shooter elements, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC. It was developed by Team Bondi and Rockstar Games.

Cole Phelps shooting at some robbers.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Review: Rayman Origins

Rayman Origins is a platform game for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, PC, and the Nintendo Wii. It was developed by Ubisoft Montpellier.


The graphics are so good that the game looks like a cartoon, and does not suffer from pixelation at all. 

Monday, April 2, 2012

Review: De Blob 2

De Blob 2 is a 3D action-platformer for the Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3. It was developed by Blue Tongue Entertainment. This review covers the Wii version, though there is probably little difference.


Blob collecting yellow paint in a level that has been partially colored.


Monday, March 19, 2012

Review: Resistance 3

Resistance 3 is a first-person shooter for the PlayStation 3. It was developed by Insomniac Game.
Joe Capelli fighting some Grims while travelling on a boat down the Mississippi River.


Monday, March 5, 2012

Review: Serious Sam 3: BFE

Serious Sam 3: BFE (Before First Encounter) is a first-person shooter for the PC. It was developed by Croteam.

Serious Sam blowing up some aliens outside of some Egyptian ruins.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Review: Kirby's Return to Dream Land

Kirby’s Return to Dream Land is a platform game for the Nintendo Wii. It was developed by HAL Laboratories.

Kirby using a fire attack.


Monday, February 6, 2012

Review: Professor Layton and the Last Specter

Professor Layton and the Last Specter is a puzzle game for the Nintendo DS. It was developed by Level-5.

What it looks like wandering around the map. The shoe makes the directional arrows appear, and the trunk leads to the pause menu.


Monday, January 16, 2012

Review: Dead Space 2

Dead Space 2 is a third person shooter and survival horror for the PC, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. It was developed Visceral Games.

Isaac Clarke fighting off a couple of small Necromorphs on the Sprawl, with a larger Necromorph down the hall.


Monday, January 2, 2012

Review: Batman: Arkham City

Batman: Arkham City is an action game, set in a sandbox environment, with stealth elements for the Xbox 360, PC, and PlayStation 3. It was developed by Rocksteady Studios.



Batman flying over the rooftops of Arkham City towards a Riddler trophy.